I’m puttering around the Internets at work, looking for a good DJ shirt to wear when hanging out with Mike and all my other DJ friends. I mean, I’ve DJ’ed quite a bit lately, so I’ve been trying to find something that’s different than “IMMA DJ – I DOAN DO REQUESTS!” that all the other dudes wear.
Someone just suggested Vinyl Scratch. If you don’t know who that is, let me show you.
So I was surfing around, and Mike was surfing around, and Mike sends me this Q message (it’s a valid thing to do – he sits clear across the room from me) –
Mike: Hey found ur shirt
Me: Do I look like a furry to you?
Mike: u know the mlp people, right?
Mike: that makes u a furry brony
Me: I FUCKING HAET YOU … wait.
Me: How do you know about bronies?
Me: ARE YOU A BRONY?!?!?
Mike: o fuck i’ve been found out
<Mike has left Q Messenger>