This is the post of some guy who just got the beatdown from some Twilight fanbitches:
We were discussing the differences between popular and elite culture in my communications studies lesson today and it branched onto how classic literature is elite culture. A Twilight fangirl boldy stated that “Twilight is already a modern classic and will undoubtedly go down as one of the finest romance series of all time”
Naturally I disagreed with her and told her that “Twilight is just a shallow fad that’ll be forgotten about in 10 years time. No professional in the literary world considers Twilight a good book, let alone a work of art”
Big mistake. From the menacing glare to flaring nostrils I knew then I should’ve kept my mouth shut. Remarkably though she responded with “well that’s YOUR opinion” and left it at that. I left that class, went about my business for the rest of the day and completely forgot about the incident until it came to home time.
So, I was on my merry home listening to my MP3s when I walked past a shop and saw a group of girls I don’t normally see there before but I thought nothing of it, “they’re probably waiting for some friends and are then going to cross the road and go into the train station” I thought. How wrong I was.
I walked past them and immediately felt the hairs raise on the back of my neck, I could literally sense the bloodlust in the air. I turned round to see the group of girls, led by the Twilight fangirl in my class, charging towards me and before I could do anything they’d swamped me, pushing me onto the floor and proceeded to physically assault me with whatever they had. Feet, fists, fingernails and teeth. All were used to hurt me. They mainly targeted my ribs but one pyscho tried to scratch my eyes out. I had to use my hands to cover my eyes and just rolled into a ball to protect my testicles whilst the rest of my body absorbed their blows. It was like I was a rug they were beating the dust out of.
The ordeal felt like it had lasted for an hour even though it probably lasted for an 8th of that before some passerby became involved and broke them up. They ran off and I was left to nurse my wounds and clean up before glumly resuming my trek home.
I examined my wounds when I got home. A black eye, severe bruising on the torso, a split lip, several cuts along my arm from their fingernails and I’m pretty sure one of them bit my head. I’m a little shaken by the event but I’ll be ok.
You can read it and all the hilarious replies on the Escapist Forums => HERE
I had to put this in my blog above all the other shit that Fox News is now flinging around about Obama, and the love lost for marijuana. Mostly because this is the kind of fantardism that happens too often.
NOTE TO ALL TWILIGHT FANGIRLS
I didn’t think the book was that good honestly. It was probably mediocre at best. Getting worked up at Twilight like it’s the next best thing to the Bible? Well, snap out of it, because it’s not that good of a book. It’s not even comparable with most works of fiction. I’d say it’s more of a Goth’s wet dream. The movie was even worse, if not toxic.
This goes for all the obsessed JONAS BROTHERS fangirls. They suck. Really fucking bad. And their music isn’t having an impact like the Beatles at all. There’s better bands, and better music. But it’s what I expect from a bunch of tweenies who think they are greater than God right now. So fuck the Jonas Brothers.
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