I have a funny feeling this is NEVER going to end.
i know its you. i did look at the email address and its (REMOVED). pretending to be this nathan guy is gay and also you are being a fag for not just facing me and telling me how you feel about stuff. also asking for an apology because you are pretending to be someone else is a dick move from a dick head. so why don’t you go fuck yoursel and also tell lisa your sorry because she stil wont talk to me. youve basically ruined my life. also STOP FUCKING CALLING ME WALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m of the mind this is a joke, save that I tried sending an email to the address Wally gave me in his email and guess what? I got that email in my email box! Google says it’s not them – someone is redirecting email sent to their mailbox to my email address and vice-versa. BRAVO KRIS BRAVO! You’ve just figured out how to be the biggest non-confrontational guy at Washington University (I was able to derive where this dude is). I’ve contacted Washington University via email telling them to check Mr Kris’ account and make sure that I’m no longer forwarded his email. Still, golfclap to Kris because this is freakin’ brilliant!
Now I have an unintentional pen pal!
Dearest Wally –
Okay, you got me. I’m really Kris and I’m really fucking with you. So much so that I’ve forwarded your email to another person’s account so I don’t have to read it. Some other douche is now reading your emails, and is probably laughing his ass off while doing it. I’m going to email him the photos, so he can get an even better chuckle. Dude, you’re pants are missing in like six or seven of the photos! Hahahahaha!
Lisa’s not talking to you because you called her a liar, but because she’s too busy getting it on with me and my girlfriend. She’d talk to her, but her mouth is too full of my cock most of the time. You should come over and say hello sometime – you might catch us mid-threesome. We could do the foursome thing, only I get to be on top of you. I mean, you did call me a fag and said I was gay, right? Right?
Also, stop using also every other sentence. It’s very annoying, also it’s very ignorant. Also you might want to learn how to capitalize proper nouns and the first words in sentences, and also learn how to use an apostrophe. I mean, I realize you’re probably one of those guys who can’t remember the difference between your/you’re or there/their/they’re, but it would take four seconds to learn the rules. Also you’d benefit in real life from knowing everything I just told you. Also. Also also.
Anyway, I never apologized to you in the previous letter – I just said not to be angry at Kris. Because my name is Nathan – there’s no Chris, Kris or Cris in my name anywhere. I’ve asked the college to stop the email forwarding from Kris’ account. I think it was incredibly clever and awesome that he learned how to shuck your lame ass emails to me. Thus I applaud him. If you want to keep sending me email, however, go ahead and send it to (REMOVED).
I’ll keep talking to you, sir. Also.