I was cruising through my gmail today, trying to clean out TWO days worth of responses and stuff. On an average day, I get about 30 legit emails, and 14 unwanted emails. I rarely get emails that weren’t meant for me. Which is sad, because today I got one and it’s the most interesting email I’ve received all week.
your girlfriend is spreading lies and shit bout me and my girlfriend on the Net. tell her to stfu and go away. also stop sending me email about your brother no one gives a shit about him i hate the fact hes doing so much better than us. also stop putting up pictures of me at parties on your fb*. my mom sees that shit and freeks out on me. i thought we were friends, dude. alright gotta go to this pysch class. hate college because of these early ass classes.
I thought about just deleting it, but I kept reading it and that urge to do something naughty finally got the better of me.
Hey bud, sorry about my girlfriend. She’s been really uncomfortable about her life lately, since I started dating your girlfriend as well. You were aware of that, right? I’m dating both girls now?
Anyway, my brother says hi. He’s getting a new job where he’s actually something like a CEO. $75k, man. He’s also promised to buy me some seriously nice swag, and possibly a new car. Horray! I should love my brother so much.
Speaking of Facebook, I have another 20 pictures of that thing we did the other night at that place. Man, you were so wasted! I should totally put those up and tag you. Don’t worry about your mom, dude. She’ll get to see how much of a responsible party person you are. Can I get a whut whut?
Btw, this afternoon’s classes are cancelled. Just stay home and enjoy yourself. See ya later, dude.
If this doesn’t tip him off that it’s not Kris, then … yeah. Then I’ll get another email about some screwed up shit. LOL