Instead of Bacardi, how about sip, sippin on some Orphan Tears?
EDIT: Sorry about that – WordPress has a God-awful GUI that I take for granted. I expect that when it says it will put the http:// in front of an address, that it will put the damn http:// on the damn address for the link. But no, and you guys nailed me for a broken link.
So instead, I gotta flip it to the HTML tab and do it myself. Fucking shit.