Dear Gadhafi –
Hey, got your letter the other day. Thanks for being so polite, but when we broke up, I told you how it was going to be. Just because you are being all nice to me now just tells me you are trying to manipulate me long enough for you to screw other people over before you go back to hating on me.
So, no thanks.
United States of America
PS While we’re at it, I sent you some bombs and stuff. Feel free to keep those, kay?