Here’s an article released by my local TV station that outlines all the things states should be embarassed by. Just cycle through and look at your state. And all the other states.
Nebraska? Highest rate of murdered women. I’m like WTF? But after reviewing all the evidence, they’re right. For some reason, people have a fetish killing women in Nebraska. >_<
New Jersey? Highest taxe rates. Thanks Christie, you and your douche predecessors have turned New Jersey into an expensive wasteland no one wants to live in (but is forced to, due to the sad state of the economy).
Colorado? Loves the cocaine. I would have been surprised, but it makes perfect sense. It would explain all the looney bullshit that comes out of Colorado and bleeds into Nebraska. I wouldn’t be surprised if our high female murder rate came from crackheads in Colorado crossing the border to rob girls fo their money and kill them.
Iowa? Highest population of 85+ year-olds. Hahahaha, old people bringing down Iowa.
Florida? Highest level of IDENTITY THEFT. Which is again, the guillible old people giving away their IDs.
Indiana? Worst environmental friendly. Which does not surprise me, since NRAhab lives there. >XD
Washington? Highest beastiality cases. That’s because it’s FURRY territory (I’m looking at you NEKODAIMYO). LOL