Conversation Out of Context
VP: “Man, I love sausage. I love to look at sausages, I love to smell sausages, I love to hold and rub sausages. Greasy sausage is great! They are usually just the right size and shape.”
VP: “Hmmm? Sure, I’ll take your sausage. I’ll take as much of your sausage as you can give. In fact, if more than one of you wants to give me your sausage at once, I’ll take as many sausages as I can get at once.”
VP: “Oh yeah. I like to smoke sausages. I really love sausages. You can just stuff me with sausage any time you guys want!”
Conversation In Context
It’s October, so of course, at work, they’re giving out beer sausages to people in the aisles. My Vice Pres loves sausage, so he was standing outside my office door. Funny thing is, I can only hear people outside my door when they are loud, so I couldn’t hear the guy he was talking to (who was offering his beer sausage to my VP because he doesn’t like sausage). All I heard was the immensely loud gay sound-bytes of my boss talking about taking as many greasy sausages as he can at once while smoking sausage. I was totally 0_o;; until I left my office and saw what was going on.
It’s days like these that totally make me enjoy work.