You know, I begin to worry about a society that takes weather advice from a group of charlatain prophets who go about touting the powers of their woodchuck God. This is a cross between a ground squirrel and a beaver, dudes. They are about as accurate as any marmot that’s been shaken and spun inside a wooden deathtrap.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if he wasn't f**king lazy, sitting around sniffing flowers

 COMMENT OF THE DAY:
“i’m amuzed how ignorant you are in writing off Ron Paul as a winner. Ron Paul is the candidate of the people for the people buy the people. if you weren’t a stupid motherfucker, youd see that the Tea Party is the only party that maters in the US. we’re smarter and better and definately more intune with the people of this country. Mitt Romney is a fag lover and loves (insert racist N word here) like Obama who are lazy as fuck in this country and dont deserve to run anything. otherwise your right in that the republican party is tearing itself apart long live the Tea Party and down with the fags and (insert racist N word here)s.”

I love how brilliant people like Peter Secant here seem to have perfect grammar and spelling. Way to promote Ron Paul’s racist agenda. LMFAO

What’s worse is that Newt Gingrich completely acted like a sore loser. He’s in it until he totally ruins any chance any of the candidates have to beat Barack Obama.

It kills me that there are “analysts*” who think that Newt’s ex-wife debacle didn’t have an impact on his run. Uh, women ditched him to vote for Romney in Florida. It was rather striking, honestly. I’d say that his past life will come back to haunt him horribly in the next election in Nevada and then up north.

I hope that Rick Santorum comes back to steal 2nd place from Newt (even though I really detest the Bible-thumper). I just want Gingrich to get the message – you are an embarassment. And everyone who thinks you are great should realize what terrible people they are and how they fucked the GOP by giving Obama every advantage in 2012. EVERY advantage.

And Ron Paul has no chance in Hell of winning now. He should give up while he still has something of his reputation left. Whatever that is.

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* There’s this guy on Fox News – maybe you know who I speak of – that said that there’s nothing that can touch Gingrich in this Primary. That his ex-wife actually helped his campaign. For the record, Fox News should not only fire this guy, but set him on fire on live television. Same goes for all analysts who seem to have an “in” on this Primary, because about 80% of them are constantly wrong.

Anyway, there are several names on the petition that have comments, and one of them states we need to consider “the randifications” of our actions. I’m sure those are all Granito aliases, but I just couldn’t help myself. OMG THE RANDIFICATIONS!!!  Hahahahaha!

On top of that, early voting for Florida’s Primary starts today, and it appears that Mitt Romney is on top. Gingrich says he’s in it until the convention, but we’ll see. Mike Huckabee said that as well, and finally dropped out when half the states voted for McCain. Weepadee.

Seriously, Mitt Romney showed some real backbone this time around, and put Gingrich on the defense. Newt really didn’t have any control, and he was getting extremely flustered/angry at the end of the two hours. So many great rebuttals, especially to Newt’s looney moonbase comment. Romney caught him there – he has been pandering something awful to the select industries of each state. There’s no way he can do any of the things he promised. Ron Paul tossed in a laugher – “I know some politicians we should send to the moon.” LOL

The best moment was when Rick Santorum basically lost his cool. It was like that little guy on the playground who tried to step between two bigger kids who are about to fight. “HEY HEY HEY GUYS NO FIGHTING HEY HEY GUYS LET’S BE REASONABLE.” I laughed, especially when Gingrich turned his eye of rage in Santorum’s direction. Oh snap!

Still, Newt Gingrich is the worst candidate and the most negative Republican I’ve ever seen. I can see why the GOP threw him out of the House – he’s an idiot. He may have a degree, but he has no control or common sense.

COMMENT OF THE WEEK:

“Your attacks on Newt Gingrich are unfounded and fabrications. You use articles to back your arguments up, but how can you trust the liberal media? How can you trust what you see on TV at the debates? I think those debates are a lot like the moon landings – staged and full of errors. Newt Gingrich isn’t like that in real life. I know this because I’ve met the guy in a town hall meeting. I’m sure Obama’s telling the TV people to alter the debates and change the news and basically ruin ol’ Newt’s image. I wouldn’t be surprsied if Mitt Romney is a puppet of Barack Obama. Anyway, Newt Gingrich for 2012. If he doesn’t win, I hope the country goes through a revolution that takes down the government. Peace.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA whut?

I don’t know why people want Mitch Daniels to run for President. He’s clearly a puppet – and a bad one at that – of the privilaged. Even the GOP people in his own state don’t like him, since he keeps putting his profile in the lime light when the state’s unemployment is higher than it has ever been. Daniels kept looking around like a rat in a cage, and I found his confidence rather lacking.

At least Obama had been mostly positive and more confident in his speech.

Whatever the case, the GOP at large has done a piss poor job of convincing me to vote for them this election. I’ll probably sit this one out now. Unless Newt Gingrich somehow wins the Primary race, in which I will vote for Obama just on principle (that I can say that I voted against that lunatic who wrecked the country).

“Hahaha, you should be worried that Newt won! When he does win, you’ll lose all your credibility as a blogger. Newt Gingrich is going to take us into 2012 with the White House, while Mitt Romney and Ron Paul wallow in their own self-pitiful losses. Obama will go down if Newt wins the Primary. Long live Newt Gingrich. God Bless America!”

I laughed. I’m not worried. Why would I be worried? Was I surprised with South Carolina? Not after Friday, when Gingrich climbed his way out of the cesspit of hatred into the top 2. I said to everyone on Friday within earshot, “Well, Gingrich is blowing his whole load in South Carolina, praying for a win since SC has the reputation of being the state that forecasts the GOP Presidential candidate.”

Doesn’t really change my opinion, though. It just prolonged the battle for the GOP spot, is all. Now we move onto Florida, where a whopping 50 electorate votes are at stake in a winner-takes-all state. Gingrich put everything he had – money, energy and media – into winning South Carolina, while Romney still has a lot of all that for Florida. I think Romney is still going to pull out the win, and Gingrich will sue and complain he was robbed by the system (and then run independently, stealing votes from Romney so Obama wins).

I think for the first time in 70-something years South Carolina will be wrong. And nothing can ruin my reputation if I DON’T HAVE ONE TO START WITH. LOL.

And Megaupload was raided on Friday and Saturday. My advice to future webfile sharing sites? Don’t launder money as a side business. They aren’t going to bust in and take you down on just copyright violations alone. That’s just the icing on the cake with Megaupload. SOPA and PIPA are out – for now – so things are still pretty tense.

I’m actually kind of pumped up today, although I only got like 5 hours of sleep. I think Michi and I are going out tonight, which makes the third weekend in a row. Normally, I’d feel bad because I have a child, but my son actually misses his baby-sitter (they are friends, which is cute). He cried the other day and said, “I wanna see Sarah.” I was like, “Awwww, okay maybe on Friday.”

Seriously, though – we totally killed the bar last night. Brent Hafner (Wrekafekt) and Eric Brown are two kick-ass DJs to stand with. I owe Mike for introducing me to these people. It’s literally non-stop fun from here on out.