Well, he didn’t say that, but he did win Michigan and Arizona. I did predict that, so I feel vindicated. The funny thing is that I’ve not heard how Ron Paul or Newt Gingrich did in either race. It’s like they dropped off the face of the Earth (not really, I think they like banded [...]
Archive for February, 2012
Romney to Santorum: “Go Eat a Dick”
Posted in Politico on February 29, 2012 | 2 Comments »
Warren Buffett to Christie: “Go Eat a Dick.”
Posted in Economy, Politico on February 28, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
Well, that’s not what he said, but it’s what he implied. I wonder how Lord Omlette is going to react to that. Here’s the JLP equation I’m used to: A) Lord Omlette hates Governor Chris Christie. B) Lord Omlette dislikes Warren Buffett. So if Buffett totally pwns Chris Christie in an amusing and practical way that [...]
Hey Coelasquid From Manly Guys Doing Manly Things
Posted in Comics, INTRAWEBZ on February 27, 2012 | 4 Comments »
If you ever see this, I’m sorry about someone going ballistic on your pony-Garrus cake. I mean, what a douche. I personally think the cake is cool and all that. This is why we can’t have nice things on the Internet. Some random weirdo comes over and text-urinates all over our stuff. :(
Iron Man Mode: A NEW CONTENDER APPEARS!
Posted in Flippin' Video Games, Iron Man Mode on February 27, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
If any of you have been actually paying attention lately, I’ve been playing a game for Iron Man Mode for the Child’s Play charity for 2012. It’s Virtual Village 4, and I’m like almost done with that one. My next game to tackle will be Star Trek Online, in which I shall take my Commander [...]
Why Intelligence Matters
Posted in Politico, SCIENCE! on February 22, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
You’d think that Rick Santorum would be intelligent enough to realize and prepare to respond to the whole Satan speech he gave in the past. Not only was he not prepared, he was in denial. With the Arizona debate being critical at this point, he better hope that he doesn’t say something else religiously embarassing [...]
Star Trek Online – My New Obsession
Posted in Flippin' Video Games on February 20, 2012 | 3 Comments »
When I’m not trying to drive myself crazy playing Virtual Villagers 4 for charity, I’m playing the Star Trek Online MMO. It’s gotten to the point I’m ignoring finishing Skyrim and Saint’s Row the Third so I can try to reach a pinnacle career as a Starfleet Captain. I can’t explain exactly why it’s a [...]
I’m Tired
Posted in Battle Forum, Blah Blah Blah, INTRAWEBZ on February 17, 2012 | 2 Comments »
Anyone else tired? I think it’s the lack of good sleep lately. I sleep hard for a few hours, then I wake up for no reason whatsoever (although I feel like I’m getting ready to grab some assassin’s arm and kill him), and then I go back to sleep. I’d like some uninterrupted sleep, thank [...]
INTERVIEWS WELCOME!
Posted in Blah Blah Blah, Flippin' Video Games, Politico, Ron Paul on February 15, 2012 | 3 Comments »
I just had to say that because everyone else I know online seems to be doing podcast interviews. I’d probably come off as a total spaz if I did one, but if you like people going a little nuts on your podcasts, I volunteer to do it for free. Lulz. So Rick Santorum. He won [...]
It’s That Time Again, Bro
Posted in Amusing Comments, Politico on February 24, 2012 | 1 Comment »
Another awesome comment that I must post for entertainment value. This one is from Tom Grath, on the last Santorum post I made: “You seem unable to grasp the obveous, bro. Rick Santorum is the next President of the United States. God is on his side, and liberlistic heathens like u will be the first [...]
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