The supposed pedophile and confirmed destitute pop star. You’ve been hit by, you’ve been hit by – a smooth criminal!
The insurgents are getting a little more tricky. This time, they booby-trapped a motorcycle to explode and kill 15 people in Iraq. Sneaksy bastards.
Rhode Island is changing its name. It’s dropping the Provincial Plantations portion off the end of the official state title, because it was originally there to proudly announce it’s large slave population. *golfclap*