Billy Mays

Most humorous pictures I’ve seen to-date.
We’ve determined that with the recent proliferation of Celebrities of Mass Destruction that these deaths no longer come in threes – they come in sixes. Which means two have yet to die.
(Hattips to some people somewhere … I don’t remember where)

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Video Throwback to the 1980’s

The song – Lisztomania – is by Phoenix, who is slowly growing on me. If you haven’t noticed already, they are doing the dance moves from The Breakfast Club. Which is an odd, but cool, throwback to the 80’s.

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Is It Discrimination?

I have to agree – if you are making a court ruling to avoid a possible lawsuit, ur doin it wrong. I can see how if you don’t have all the facts present at the time that you could reach the wrong conclusion, though.
Madoff’s going to prison – for 150 years. Holy crap in a [...]

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Michael Jackson Died Yesterday

From a number of related problems (health and drug). Farrah Fawcett unfortunately also died on the same day. Guess who’s going to be remembered and mourned the most?
The supposed pedophile and confirmed destitute pop star. You’ve been hit by, you’ve been hit by – a smooth criminal!
The insurgents are getting a little more tricky. This [...]

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Sarah Palin’s OUT-RAGE-OUS

I just have to comment on this entire “malicious picture” thing, because it’s too hilarious not to:
I want to know WHO advises this woman, because they do a terrible job of it. I want to know if she’s ignoring good advice. Sarah, if you are truly outraged by what you consider a malcious picture, and [...]

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Odd Coworkers

The oddest thing about working here is that my coworkers are:

Somewhat incompetent and totally lazy.
Nice, funny people.

Those two things make it hard to be mad at them. But on Monday, they made up for #1 by giving us a gift that paid for my son’s tummy time mat and other fun stuff.
Then tomorrow, I’m in [...]

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Iran Will End In Tears

Or at least in tear gas, as police fired cannisters into the protesters to break up the mobs running around. Iran’s admitted to there being more votes than voters in this election, but 3 million extra? Those protesters have every reason to be pissed off.
I heard someone say after reading about a bombing in Iraq [...]

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Happy Father’s D- *whack* MOTHERF**KER!!!

Yay, I’m a dad so now I get to celebrate Father’s Day.
Happy early Father’s Day, everyone. Let’s all play a game of catch!

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Hey Omlette – New Cocktail for You

Zergling Creep

1 1/2 oz of Maker’s Mark
1/3 oz of Cherry Heering
1/3 oz of Cointreau
Dash of Angostura
Shake the contents in a mixer well, then pour into a small glass and drop one or two cherries to sit in the bottom of the glass.
And you can find all the fun Marioland drinks here -> Mario Bar

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