We were eating lunch, when Kevin starts talking about how awesome the sandwich he got from Quizno’s tastes.
Him: “OMG, this is so awesome tasting. It’s like the planet Awesome Tasting just exploded in my mouth.”
Me: (Pulling my hood up over my head and taking Kevin’s sandwich, holding it over the table menacingly) “Now, witness the [...]
Archive for February, 2009
I Am The Dark Side
Posted in Random Thoughts, Work on February 27, 2009 | 2 Comments »
The Cars
Posted in Blah Blah Blah, IDAM, Politico on February 25, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Man, my wife and I were playing two of The Cars songs we downloaded for Rock Band 2 – My Best Friend’s Girlfriend and Just What I Needed. Well, I climbed in my car to come to work, and right after I pulled out of the garage and started heading down the street, the local [...]
I’m a Bad Influence
Posted in INTRAWEBZ on February 24, 2009 | 5 Comments »
I coined a phrase for personal use when talking to BOBs, Battle Forum people, Something Awful people, etc. – Leonism – to explain people who are retards and act like social rejects online.
I joined the Escapist Forums (you know, that place that hosts Yahtzee’s Zero Punctuation videos).
I used Leonism in a few of my posts [...]
Okay, Which One of You Linked Me in Something Awful?
Posted in Blognotes, Economy, Military, Patris Domine, Politico, SCIENCE! on February 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Not that it’s a bad thing – apparently, someone linked my story about my Neo-Con coworker in a thread in Something Awful’s forums, and in like a matter of … hours? … I had 200+ hits. Totally weird, but totally amusing in the same manner. I used to be a MEMBER of those forums (and [...]
It’s Not The Gas You Use
Posted in Economy, INTRAWEBZ, Military, Politico on February 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
But the miles you drive, according to Transportation Chief LaHood. Okay, I understand toll systems for major highways and such. This, however, is the most retarded solution we’ve ever come up with, and those states that have the GPS tracking for mileage should really be kicked in the ass. Again, the solution is not complete, [...]
Back Taxes
Posted in Politico, Work on February 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Out of all the people who skipped out on taxes (and it was revealed during the appointment process for Obama’s Cabinet), Palin was very close to criminally not paying hers.
So, even she’s somewhat a crook when it comes to that.
Work is rather … ugly today.
Stimulus Passed
Posted in Economy, Politico on February 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Obama signed the stimulus package into law. Now, there’s money out there to help 9 million families and their communities from sliding into a worse case scenario. McCain’s bitching about it because they failed to include him in that little Senator meeting to decide what to keep and what to reject from the stimulus bill. [...]
Operation: Colorado Vacation Complete
Posted in Disclaimer, Work on February 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
We got back from Colorado last night, and we had a lot of fun. It was rather relaxing to get away from work for an entire weekend. The scenic train ride was cool, and just being in the mountains is always fun.
New schedule just for this week:
I’m going to be on days until Friday.
I will [...]
For All You Computer Geeks Out There
Posted in INTRAWEBZ, SCIENCE!, Work on February 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
SCIENCE!!! A former British curator – Michael Wright – rebuilds the very first computer (an Antikythera) used by the Greeks to chart the astrological movement of the heavens and the seasons as related to the Greek Olympic games.
COMEDY!!! And in case you don’t have one, get the one piece of fucking [...]