Waiting

For Lisa Bettany to add me to her link list or whatever.
*waits*
I don’t have to be like anywhere in the middle or anything. I’ll take being way down on the very bottom of the list of 100 people or whatever.
*sighs*
No love for me, because I’m a PC user.
:(

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I’m Going To “Profile” A Security Guard with My Fist

I have to rant about this, because it’s one of the things that are so wrong in this country that really gets me angry. We had an incident at work today involving a security guard racially profiling someone who’s been working here for 6 years.
Here’s how it happened:

We use our badges to enter the [...]

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Newt Gringrich in 08

Running on a Campaign of Lazy. “I’m not going to do any fundraising – you raise the funds for me and I’ll run.” LOL
The State Department is in trouble as they try to intimidate their way out of investigations. Not that they weren’t in trouble already for all the retardedness of Blackwater mercenaries. Blackwater is [...]

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Iraqi Three Way

Despite the protests of the Administration, the division of Iraq IS what the people of Iraq want.
When Senator Joe Biden and several other visiting Congresspeople visited Iraq earlier this year, they talked to several leaders of the different factions of Iraq. What was unanomously stressed to our leaders (well, those who were listening anyway) was [...]

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My 9/11 Conspiracy Theory

I was listening to that nut show called Coast to Coast on the radio, and some woman called in to try and prove how the meteorite in Peru is linked to 9/11. After a long-winded and convoluted plot, she revealed the true conspirators behind 9/11.

Sentient, telepathic bears with telekinetic powers.

I shit you not. The bears [...]

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Mike Vick

I’ve been like avoiding the Micheal Vick subject for a long time because:

I’m not a big pro-football fan.
I’m not a Falcon’s fan.
It really wasn’t bothering me before now.

However, I’d like to make one quick comment about the entire deal. Despite what all the African American people on ESPN  say, despite all the claims of racism, [...]

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Iran Insanity

Today’s IDAM: SANCTION
(Well, Sanction is a form of diplomacy, so we’ll count that one as a “Talk” result)
IRAN SCORE: 5 Bomb, 6 Talk
Too bad the Iranian President is totally loco en la cabasa.
Suicide bomb goes off outside a Mosque where faction leaders were trying to resolve their differences. Car bomb goes off [...]

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LEAVE GENERAL PETRAEUS ALOOOONE!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Classic.
(In case you don’t get it, it’s a parody of this)

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Iran Diplomacy Attitude Meter

I’m going to set up a little thing at the top of my posts called an IDAM – or Iran Diplomacy Attitude Meter. Everytime the US or a Federal department makes a statement or threat about diplomacy towards Iran, it will show up with the appropriate change. For example:
IDAM FOR TODAY: [...]

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